FrankWit #36 : "Wit is the epitaph of an emotion."

FrankWit #35 : "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be."

FrankWit #34 : "It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.

FrankWit #33 : "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

FrankWit #32 : A Very Special Halloween Show.

FrankWit Message #1

FrankWit #31 : "I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it."

FrankWit #30 : "No comment" is a comment.

FrankWit #29 : I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

FrankWit #28 : I'm the master of supplication.

FrankWit #27 : There's good naked and there's bad naked.

FrankWit #26 : I won't tolerate infestation!

FrankWit #25 : It's like having a circus in my mouth.

FrankWit #24 : It's not a lie, if you believe it.

FrankWit #23 : Depravation

FrankWit #22 : A Sexist Show

Make sure to listen to "blue done deal" @ 37:37 if nothing else! You really should listen to the whole show though!

FrankWit #21 9/12/05 : Return of the Ganda

FrankWit #20 : 09/06/05 : Camera karma and the pachyderm

Getting Towed and that big fat elephant in the room...

FrankWit #19 : 08/25/05 : A douche bag named brad

• FrankWit on Adam Curry's "The Daily Source Code"
• Update on Allison's sexual harassment (a douche bag named Brad)
• Robbie reveals his beer bottle face smash on a wife beater story
• WWJD (what would Journey do?)
• Mr. Bush has dementia?
• FrankWit gets a bit political

FrankWit #18 : Allison gets sexually harassed

• Jennifer gets played on Daily Source Code
• VoiceMail
• Digg.com
• Hunter Thompson Talk
• Allison gets sexually harassed

FrankWit #17 08/17/2005 : Short Horse and Chili Dog (extra raunchy episode)

A particularly disgusting FrankWit. RobbieGanda talks about "The Chili Dog" gauranteed to disturb.

FrankWit #16 08/08/05 : Drudge is a douchebag!

• Stomach Stapling Dave Matthews
• Jack Black\King Kong
• Anal Kook
• Voicemail Message JvonD
• Peter Jennings has a wild weekend
• • We argue about the extra added daylight savings, care of congress...who has so little to do apparently
• Drudge is a dirty, dirty, douche bag...
• All things Jane's Addiction

FrankWit PodCast #15 08/03/05 : Job Hate

Steve Albini's essay on the problem with the music industry...

• Hundreds Of Fan Letters Roll In.
• Let's All Quit Our Jobs, And Couch Surf.
• RobbieGanda Removes A Tooth On Air.
• Work Pranks.
• Shellac Attack.
• No Answer At The Gypsy.
• Name That Rock Star

FrankWit PodCast #14 : Sex, Sex, Sex...how come we never talk about it?

• Robbie's got himself a pool.
  
• Allison talks about working with pricks.
• Bowling.
• Working at a buffet.
• Robbie considers it to be our worst PodCast, I think they're all pretty bad...

FrankWit PodCast #13 : A very special, 30th birthday extravaganza

Strange Tales, From A Strange Time.

No show notes or teasers here.
This is 1 1/2 hours of pure unbridled debauchery.

FrankWit PodCast #12 07/18/05 : I cast alone...with nobody else...

I cast alone, with nobody else, when I cast alone...

Too tired to Cast and it shows...
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Resident Evil 4 CRACK
INSOMNIHACKS.com
CALL THE COMMENT LINE: 1-206-3FRANK7
Satan pays a visit...
Do you drive for a living? ROAD RAGE!!!

News that caught my attention (not unlike the pretty sparkly things I sometimes see)

Links from the show:

Man steals police cruiser to get to work on time...doesn't work out too well. -
10 richest pricks
Man literally sells shit on ebay
Teens head explodes at rock show
Our dumb-ass president will actually fire criminals, that work for him...WOW!

FrankWit PodCast #11 07/12/05 : There's No Templates For Mondays

We should stop talking about the weather - My penis is still the same size - Team America, Fuck Yeah! - Beck Rocks - PJ & TicketMaster - Bad duo guy radio shows - Hell's Kitchen

FrankWit PodCast #10 07/10/05 : Cat on Squirrel Lovin'

I love it when you call me bud - Comment chickenshits - "Really Fast" the movie - Regarding pets; cat/squirrel "Cuddling" - Dawn + Drew are they good? - Honey Bucket or Outside Shitter pranks - The PJ Gorge Show...

FrankWit PodCast #9 07/08/05 : Clay's Bar

Clay tells us all about owning a bar, what are the top hits playing in the jukebox? GoldRiver Distributing SUCKS! Clay hates George W. Bush a whole lot!

FrankWit PodCast #8 07/07/05 : 4 Bad Cops

No RobbieGanda
Ziggy the cat is ill
When the President talks to God
Sexual Deviants
Blue Scholars

My run in with a bad cop and

4 really bad Portland cops

FrankWit PodCast #7 06/29/2005

Andy rambles on and on about:

War of the Worlds

The New Itunes

The Monkey Speaks

Adam Curry - in Portland?

FrankWit PodCast #6b 06/27/05 really 06/25/05

Some Funny Clips: including Rick Emerson

More jehovah's witness'

Wet sheets, no sex and too much wine.

...And The Pert Plus Pleasure

FrankWit PodCast #6a 06/25/05

RobbieGanda Returns.
There's No One Named "FrankWit"
Fired From Paper Routes
Burning The Flag

Stay Tuned For Episode #6b: Titled "Pert Plus Pleasure"

FrankWit PodCast #5 06/20/2005

The FrankWit Top 5 Comedians. Audio Clips Show.

FrankWit PodCast #4 06/15/05

This is not the greatest PodCast in the world, no.
This is just a tribute.
We recorded over the greatest PodCast in the world...so this is just a tribute...

FrankWit PodCast #3a 06/12/05

FrankWit PodCast #3b 06/12/05

FrankWit PodCast #2 06/10/05

Thursday and not too much to say...

FrankWit DrunkGirlCast #1

FrankWit PodCast 1a 05/25/05

FrankWit PodCast 1b 05/25/05

SatanCast #1 : Those Little Bastards

I shall have Robbie & Andy's Souls...

FrankWit #35 : "Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be."